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Ursula (Sherie)

Sherie Rene Scott as Ursula

Flotsam and Jetsam

Tyler Maynard and Derrick Baskin as Flotsam and Jetsam

I Want the Good Times Back, is a song sung by Ursula, the sea witch, Flotsam and Jetsam, and her Chorus of Minion Eels in the Musical version of The Little Mermaid. During the song Ursula begins to form her plan to overthrow her brother, King Triton, and reclaim the Sea as it's Queen.

LyricsEdit

OriginalEdit

Ursula

(Sung) When Daddy dear was floating on his death bed

He divided up the kingdom into two

I got his Magic Shell, and half the sea as well,

His trident went to-

(Spoken) You Know where his trident went to don't you babies?

(Sung) My Reign, why it was blissfully delicious

And Glamour, glitz and style were au courant

Did I use some black magic?

Well oopsie my bad!

Did I mutilate, maime and destroy?

Just a tad!

And for that I get banished

but me I'm not mad

There's just one little thing that I want

One eensy teensy thing that I want

I want the good times back

I want those grand ol' days

I want the twisted nights, the sick delights, the wild swoires!

I want those trembling crowds of shellfish cracked and peeled for me to dine

Not because I'm mean or selfish-

Flotsam and Jetsom

No!

Ursula

I only want whats mine!

I want disgusting wealth!

I want exquisit sin!

Want the entire sea to worship me on bended fin!

I want to greet my loving subjects and then have them as a snack

Remember those good times, I want theme back!

(Spoken) Picture it my sucklings, Pretty soon we'll be back on top! Sipping bubbly, eating caviar before it hatches! King Triton is the only thing that stands in my way. If Only I could find his Achilles heel! That soft quivering underbelly beneath all that armor! I'll Dethrone him, debone him and then boys oh boys were back in business

All Together Now

Flotsom and Jetsom and Eels

(Sung) You'll bring the good times back

Resume that wacky fun

Restore that joyful charm to causing harm to everyone!

Ursula

I want to make the Merfolks cower like they did in days of yore

Sure it's sheer abuse of power

Flotsam and Jetsam and Eels

So?

Ursula

Ain't that what power's for?

I want to taste there tears,

I want to hear their screams

I want the special rush you get from crushing

Hopes and dreams

Flotsam and Jetsam and Eels

It's more than simply sentemental!

Ursula

It's an aphrodisiac

Flotsam and Jetsam and Eels

Remember those good times

Ursula

Oh god were they good times!

Flotsam and Jetsam and Eels

It's time for more good times

Ursula

Let's get them back!

If only I had a way, to make him pay

I'd set old Triton straight

Flotsam

Poision

Jetsam

Sure

Flotsam

Blackmail

Jetsam

Or

Flotsam

His Daughters

Jetsam

Maybe

Ursula

(Spoken) Wait!

Why didn't we think of this in the first place? His youngest?

Flotsam

The one with beautiful voice?

Ursula

Which she takes for granted! Ha! Maybe we could teach them both a lesson!

(Sung) I want the little girl and boy I want her bad

I want her sitting here to lure her dear devoted dad!

I want my goodie-goodie brother to come rescue her the sap!

And then one way or the other!

Flotsam and Jetsam

Surprise!

Ursula

I'll spring my trap

And get the good times back

I mean with all the perks

The trident crown the throne

All mine alone

The whole damn works

But most of all I want old Trident

Pinned and wriggling on the rack

Then fellas it's mine time

And frankly it's hight time

Those fabulous good times

They're coming back!

RepriseEdit

URSULA
She didn't waste much time
The little shameless tease
One sunset’s barely through
And Princey-Poo is on his knees
They'll be smooching by day two, boys
If she keeps it up like this
So there's just one thing to do, boys

FLOTSAM AND JETSAM
What?

URSULA
Go up and block that kiss!

JETSAM
Oh!

URSULA
Meanwhile
I bet her Daddy's worried bad
And wondering where she's been

ALL
Soon he'll guess
And then, oh yes!
The real fun can begin!

URSULA
(spoken)
Onward and upwards my live wires!
And stop that lip lock!

FLOTSAM AND JETSAM
Yes, your wretchedness!

URSULA
So let the clock run out
Their time is almost up
And once they're trapped
I'll have them wrapped
Around my suction cup
With my tentacles around them
I'll at last be back on track
And headed for good times
Deliciously good times
Two days!
And the good times
They're coming back!

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